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Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Video Games

   1.There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence. 
   2.You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters. 
   3.If it moves, KILL IT! 
   4.Operating any vehicle or weapon is simple and requires no training. 
   5."Bosses" always hire henchmen weaker than they are to do their 
      dirty work. 
   6.If you find food lying on the ground, eat it. 
   7.You can smash things and get away with it. 
   8.Smashing things doesn't hurt. 
   9.Many nice things are hidden inside other things. 
  10.When someone dies, they disappear. 
  11.Money is frequently found lying on the streets. 
  12.All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry. 
  13.You never run out of bullets, only grenades. 
  14.Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently. 
  15.Whenever huge evil fat men are about to die, they begin flashing red 
     or yellow. 
  16.When you are born, you're invulnerable for a brief period of time. 
  17.Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly in 
     predictable patterns which makes it easier for you to shoot them all 
     down. 
  18.All women wear revealing clothing and have great bodies. 
  19.The enemy always leaves weapons and ammo laying around for no other reason than so 
     their bitter enemies can pick them up and defeat them with it. 
  20.You sustain injury if you shoot innocents. 
  21.Gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the same names. 
  22.When driving, do not worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new one will 
     appear in its place.
  23.All mushrooms with orange and red spots will make you "super".
  24.When outside. birds swoop down from the sky and attack you.