NES vs. N64	Greetings NES fans.  This is how I think an argument between NES and
N64would go:N64:  You think your sooo hot with your NES for life webpages.  Ha. 
It's allcrap.  Nintendo doesn't even make games for you anymore.
NES:  Oh, that really doesn't matter.  You see, the games I have, are
classics.  People are still playing them after 13 years.  How many N64games
have been deemed "classic".  
N64:  I'll have you know that most of my games made by Nintendo areMillion
sellers.  None of your games are million sellers.  Therefore, my gamesare
better than classic.
NES:  Just wait a second, N64, numerous NES games have sold over amillion
copies not to mention reselling.  The reason your games sold so quicklyis
because families are not so scared of video games.  Back in '85, videogames
were totally new.  Families were scared of these machines and were notso open
to get them, yet they still sold.
N64:  What about those graphics.  Geeze.  Super Game Boy could havebetter
graphics than that.  No body likes old, crappy graphics anymore.  People
demand better.NES:  Actually, due to the lack of graphics, the programmers were
forced touse actual invention intead of spending their year-long deadline
programingpolygons.  Another reason your  games sell faster is because the
commercials
are so jazzed up with cool graphics and awesome sound, that without even
trying the game out, they go out and buy it and if it sucks, oh well,always
more closet space.  The NES programmers realized that if somebodydidn't like
a game that they published, it just wouldn't sell.
N64:  That's just stupid.  Look, I gotta go.  I still think you shouldjust
give up your stupid little "fight for a comeback" because you know only50
people want you back.  Me, I think I'll be around for a long, long,lo...
WHAT!!!  AN NINTENDO128!!!  This is an outrage, get my lawers!!!  IWANNA BE
THE BEST!!!
NES:  Well kids, I hope this taught you a lesson.  New sytems come andgo, but
the NES is here to stay.  See you all later.
Well, there you have it, the NES vs. N64 argument.  I think we all knowwho
won.  Just let this be a lesson to all of you to never get sucked in buy
jazzed up polygons and extravagent MIDI's.  Bye Bye.