Submitted by Lazyboy (firstname.lastname@example.org)
What to do with a Crappy NES Game
- Take your nintendo game and shove it up peoples asses to give them a
grundie. (that way you don't need to touch their poopy undies)
- Saw off the sides of the nintendo game and see if it works in your
- Sell it to some stupid kid and tell him its a retarded (I mean
retired) beanie baby.
- Sell it to some stupid kid and tell him that it has graphics.
- Sell it to some stupid kid and tell him its a really good game and
sell it for more than its worth.
- Put it into another nintendo game box so other people think it is a
cool game. Note: if you are going to do this get the money and say
"NO REFUNDS AFTER 2 SECONDS" that way you will have ripped them off.
- Take out the insides of your nintendo game, sell them to a computer store
saying they're defective computer chip parts and keep the case to stash stuff.
- Take out the insides and pass notes with the note inside of the case.
- Use the nintendo game as toilet paper when you take a shit in the woods.
- Use it to protect your self from those awful spankings and shove the
game in your pants.
- Use it as a frisby for your dog.
- Fill it with gasoline and use the nintendo game as a bon fire starter.
- Put it under a leg of a table to make the table balance.
- Cut a hole in it and use it as a new trendy hat.
- Shoot it with a gun until it breaks.
- Try to shove it into your super nintendo or gay N64.
- Throw it at MIKE COOPER!!! (or any other cooper)
I am sick of these ideas
I hope you enjoyed them :)
Brian "Lazyboy" Goniu